Funniest SNL Sketch ever
Posted by: DramaQueen | 01-28-2007 | 09:01 AM
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very depressed day…
I have been so very sad today. Until I found googlism on one of my sister’s old blogs…
Made me smile!
Googlism for: jessie
jessie is a sweet bright lady
jessie is here
jessie is in the scrapbook
jessie is 10
jessie is happy again
jessie is a sweet
jessie is unstoppable
jessie is five
jessie is happy again it’s just good to know you all are improving over there
jessie is capable of handling multiple executable commands simultaneously
jessie is also capable of handling multiple executable commands simultaneously
jessie is a profound master artist
jessie is upset because arbok is hurt and she saying “move that raticate he wants to bite our arbok” and look where james’s hand is
jessie is a native of my hometown of prescott
jessie is
jessie is weakening
jessie is adorable
jessie is a cowgirl
jessie is a light colored neutered male
jessie is human
jessie is big on color
jessie is in need of a loving home in oh
jessie is creating a buzz within industry circles
jessie is actually fleurette’s half
jessie is a *legend* between my sister and i
jessie is thirty
jessie is appointed department spokesperson
jessie is a full
jessie is a little perturbed by charlie’s behaviour
jessie is charming young jessie
jessie is a flexible
jessie is being watched by the neighbors
jessie is obsessed with herself
jessie is hott
jessie is aware of things around him
jessie is at home
jessie is brave
jessie is travelling through
jessie is an approximately 5 year old neutered male border collie
jessie is a 2 year old bassethound/ labrador/something mix
jessie is an outstanding example of the german shepherd dog
jessie is kidnapped and begins the most horrendous adventure of his young life
jessie is now a hospital administrator at the very hospital jarrett works
jessie is having done in pre
jessie is scheduled to be spayed on sept
jessie is the focus of the majority of her own statements
jessie is your local
jessie is a bacon nut
Posted by: DramaQueen | 10-28-2006 | 06:10 PM
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You know you’ve spent a lot of money at the mechanic
We dropped $500 or so fixing one of our cars.
We got this from the mechanic:
Isn’t that the cutest thing? Never gotten a thank you note from a mechanic before. Maybe it’s because we paid for them to go to Hereford House for lunch, who knows!
Posted by: DramaQueen | 09-30-2006 | 11:09 AM
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Surprise birthday party for father-in-law
I am CRACKING UP. We are throwing my father-in-law a surprise birthday party in a couple of hours and right now he’s on the phone with my husband. He thinks he’s going to a 25th anniversary party for a family friend, and he’s asking my hubby “Are you going to this anniversary party? We’d like to see you.” And hubby is saying “I don’t know if we were invited or not…you might see us there…we weren’t told about it”
OH MY GOODNESS. This is TOO funny. I can’t wait to see his face tonight at 5:30! I thought he would have a clue by now but I don’t think he does.
AWESOME!
Posted by: DramaQueen | 08-19-2006 | 10:08 AM
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the badness of Dean Koontz
I will offend any and all Dean Koontz fans.
I am reading “Cold fire” and it’s hilarious!
“Light had an affinity for them: it slipped in scintillant currents through their flaxen hair, accented the color of their eyes much the way a jeweler’s display lamp enhanced the beauty of emeralds on velvet, and lent an almost mystical luminosity to their skin.”
“like the face of a terminal cancer patient from whom disease had sucked the juice of life.”
“would no doubt prove to be a mask, and under the mask would be a leering serial killer with a chainsaw fetish.”
It’s so bad, I can’t stop! More tidbits next time.
Posted by: DramaQueen | 03-24-2006 | 05:03 PM
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